NEW YORK, NY – Reports indicate that a new company is being inundated with requests to install their new line of vaccine/anti-vaccine washrooms and elevators.
The news systems would involve having separate washrooms and elevators for anti-vaccine advocates to use and not mingle with the regular people.
“We know that anti-vaccers are much more likely to not only spread diseases, but also verbal diarrhea,” said company spokesman, Manny Nelson. “By giving them their own washrooms and elevators we significantly reduce the transmission of diseases and stupidity.”
The cost to retrofit old buildings is not cheap, but many private companies and publicly owned buildings are willing to pay the up front costs with the hopes of large dividends being paid later down the road.
“I think it is a great idea and one that I fully support,” said senator Richard Pot.
The anti-vaccine advocates are happy about the new segregation for two reasons: one, they don’t have to share airspace with the recently vaccinated which they believe shed diseases, and two, they are now able to compare themselves with the civil rights movement.
“This is such a great thing for us,” said anti-vaccer Jeff Smith. “We are really going to compare ourselves to what African Americans went through in the 50s and 60s and really push the whole minority thing.”
The new elevators are expected to be in use as early as June 2016 in The Empire State Building.
