Doctor confused why patient came to clinic as they seem to know everything already

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NEWPORT, RI – Local family physician Dr. Frank Gerrard was going about his day when he called in a mother, 31 year old Rebecca Johnson, and her son Brian.

“She came in with her 6 year old son who had a bit of a cough and a very mild fever,” explained Dr. Gerrard. “The mother just launched into a tirade about vaccines, chemtrails, GMOs, all that stuff. She told me her son had a vaccine-injury which was exacerbated by chemtrails. She reluctantly let me do a physical exam on him and he was completely fine.”

Of course, the mother disagreed.

“This “doctor” had the guts to tell me my son was fine. He was clearly NOT fine! He has a serious vaccine injury and it is only getting worse with every passing airplane that sprays him with chemtrails,” she explained.

Dr. Gerrard attempted to calm Ms. Johnson down and explain that there is no evidence of anything wrong with her son.

“He actually seemed very bright, energetic, attentive and in perfect health. But his mother refused to listen and already had all the answers, apparently. I’m not really sure why she brought him in to see me actually,” said Dr. Gerrard.

At last report, Ms. Johnson is attempting to sue Dr. Gerrard for negligence.

 

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