Hospital to replace doctors with parents who have done their research

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – A large tertiary care center in Sydney, Australia is pulling out all the stops to try and cut their expenses. As of next month, all doctors and nurses currently on staff will be replaced by parents who have done research on the Internet.

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CDC releases new list of vaccine side effects: old age, grey hair, top list

ATLANTA, GA – The CDC released a new and updated list of possible side effects for.

Big Pharma manages to keep cure for cancer secret for another year

Big Pharma is celebrating as once again they have gone another year with managing to.

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New law makes it legal for atheist doctors and nurses to refuse care to religious patients

JACKSON, MS – A new law in Mississippi has made it legal for doctors and.

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Study shows 80% of naturopaths were rejected from real med school first

A new study released from the Association of American Medical Colleges shows that just over.

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Anti-vaccers voted Worst People on Facebook

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA – Poll results collected by Facebook, Inc. were released today revealing that.

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