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Anti-vaccine mom blames vaccines after son sprains ankle playing soccer

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CHICAGO, IL – Mary Saunders, 32 year-old mother of Sean Saunders, had her son vaccinated before she had an internet connection and learned the true dangers of vaccines. This past weekend Sean was playing soccer with his little tikes team The Dragons, when Sean stepped…

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Anti-vaccine former doctor Andrew Wakefield accidentally blocks himself on Twitter

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Former doctor Andrew Wakefield, the darling of the anti-vaccine and anti-science movement, is known for blocking people who present facts about vaccines on Twitter; according to reports, he accidentally blocked himself yesterday after reading some of his own tweets. “I was reading some tweets I…

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Man finds cure to illness on completely legitimate website

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Convinced that he’d finally found the cure for his long-term illness, local resident Lee Williams thanked the website “Totally Real Medicine” for his new chance at life. “It was absolutely amazing,” said Williams, who, despite suffering from his sickness for the last several years, has…

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Naturopaths and chiropractors “just as good as real doctors”, study finds

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  A new study conducted by naturopaths and chiropractors has concluded that they are “just as good as real doctors” when it comes to practicing medicine. “We surveyed over 500 naturopaths and chiropractors and 100% of respondents felt they were just as well trained as…

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Anti-vaccer submits two-word masters thesis "Google it"

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Jack Crosby, anti-vaccer and graduate student via an uncle on the admissions board, finally submitted his masters thesis after months of writes and re-writes. The title of his thesis, “How vaccines are destroying our brains and are, like, really bad” was officially submitted to the…

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Cleveland Clinic Replaces Conventional Medicine with The Four Humors System Following Medical Director’s Devastating Cold

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CLEVELAND, OH – Dr. Daniel Neides, Medical Director and Chief Operating Officer of the Cleveland Clinic Wellness Institute, announced his intention on Friday to abandon evidence-based, modern medicine in order to adopt the Four Humors, a healing system favored by Ancient Greek physicians and the…

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