Outbreak of dysentery continues to spread across Oregon Trail

Outbreak of dysentery continues to spread across Oregon Trail

OREGON – Epidemiologists and doctors are baffled as to why the outbreak of dysentery continues to spread across all parts of the Oregon Trail despite their best efforts. “We have seen thousands of cases with no clear indication that the trend will slow down,” said epidemiologist Dr. Rick Haudas. Dysentery is an infection of the […]

Study: Naturopaths and homeopaths refer to themselves as "doctor" more than doctors

Study: Naturopaths and homeopaths refer to themselves as "doctor" more than doctors

NEW YORK, NY – A recent study by Columbia University has revealed that naturopaths and homeopaths refer to themselves as “doctor” far more often that their MD (real doctors) counterparts do. “We looked at social media, advertising and social interactions among the three groups” explained principal investigator David Bayyer, PhD. “We found that naturopaths and […]

Alternative Homeopathy is the newest craze among physicians

Alternative Homeopathy is the newest craze among physicians

NEW YORK, NY – The medical world is abuzz with its latest trend: Alternative Homeopathy. “Basically Alternative Homeopathy is the opposite of traditional homeopathy in that it contains active ingredients,” explained Dr. Andrew Garland. “We found that by having actual ingredients in medicines really made them much more effective.” While homeopathy traditionally relies on something […]

Man finds cure to illness on completely legitimate website

Man finds cure to illness on completely legitimate website

Convinced that he’d finally found the cure for his long-term illness, local resident Lee Williams thanked the website “Totally Real Medicine” for his new chance at life. “It was absolutely amazing,” said Williams, who, despite suffering from his sickness for the last several years, has yet to see a doctor. “All my symptoms were there. […]

6 top selling homeopathic treatments and what they can do for you

6 top selling homeopathic treatments and what they can do for you

Are you thinking about wasting some money? Feeling sick and don’t really wanna get better? Here is a list of some of the best selling homeopathic remedies on the market today and what they can do for you: Arnica (mountain daisy): Doesn’t do fuck all. Sinusalia (sinus pain): Doesn’t do fuck all. Magnesia phosphorica (phosphate […]

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