Category: News
Texas school blames “Immaculate infection” for chlamydia outbreak
Maverick School District officials met Friday to reaffirm the high school’s Bible-based sex education program.
Doctor recalls his greatest day on the job: ‘The day I forgot my pager’
BOSTON, MA – Dr. Benjamin Kent is a general surgeon at Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston. He recently sat down with The Science Post and recalled the greatest day he has ever had as a doctor.
Local man struggling to wake up despite repeated warnings
DARLING, ND – Local man Mark Sheeple has reportedly been bedridden for days, unable to wake up. Numerous people from around the world have joined in the cause, urging Sheeple to WAKE UP!!
Report: Writing the word FACT after a claim makes it more factual
CALIFORNIA – The Comment Board of America confirmed today that when someone posts a comment with the word fact written in all caps, “FACT”, their comment or claim immediately becomes more factual and believable.
Black hole collision warps time, deletes February 29 from calendar
“I’m not an astro physicist, so I won’t comment on the existence of so-called gravity,” said Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL).
Doctors warn against overprescribing of drugs, Illuminati not happy about it
NEW YORK, NY – The American Association of Physicians and Surgeons issued a warning to its members today to be vigilant when prescribing things like SSRIs, Proton Pump Inhibitors and antibiotics to patients.