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Chiropractor diagnosing vaccine injuries through selfies

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MALIBU, CA – Superstar chiropractor Willy DeMoss is quickly emerging from the pseudoscience pack with his latest endeavor – diagnosing vaccine injuries via selfies. For only $79.99, the good “doctor” will examine your selfie and let you know if you have indeed been vaccine-injured. “It’s…

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Jenny McCarthy dyes hair pink, brain cancer imminent

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Anti-vaccine queen Jenny McCarthy revealed to the world this week that she had dyed her hair bright pink. The most shocking part of the whole announcement was that the hair dye she used is full of chemicals, including aluminum salts and ammonium sulfate, two ingredients…

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Aunt into crystal healing and homeopathy largely ignored at family reunion

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TAMPA, FL – Local Aunt and design show superfan Betty Greer was largely ignored at her family reunion last week in Tampa, Florida. Greer, 42, has never married and never had children, but is staunchly opposed to childhood vaccines and advocates for the parents right…

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5 things your doctor doesn't want you to know!

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The Spudd surveyed over 1.3 million doctors from across North America and Europe and compiled a list of the top five things they didn’t want their patients to know: 5. “Know” that vaccines are unsafe cause autism. 4. “Know” that your friend’s chiropractor told you…

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Canadian College of Homeopathic Medicine fires lecturer after she teaches real science

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TORONTO, ON – The students at the Canadian College of Homeopathic Medicine and other faculty members wrote strongly worded letters to the president and dean of the school after it was revealed that lecturer Dr. Rima Ullman was teaching students using real science. The letter,…

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Man dies from complications of getting hit by car

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SPOKANE, WA – A 42 year-old man who was hit by a car while crossing the road in Spokane, Washington has died in hospital this morning from complications arising from getting run over by the car.  However, The Spudd has learned that the man was…

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