Hospital to replace doctors with parents who have done their research

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – A large tertiary care center in Sydney, Australia is pulling out all the stops to try and cut their expenses. As of next month, all doctors and nurses currently on staff will be replaced by parents who have done research on the Internet.

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Anti-vaccers petition to have Mercury removed from solar system

CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – In a bold move in the push for scientific illiteracy, anti-vaccine zealots have started an online petition to pressure the universe to remove Mercury from the solar system.

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Merck to add glyphosate to vaccines in huge deal with Monsanto

Pharmaceutical giant Merck announced today that they would be altering the recipe for their vaccines.

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Anti-vaxxers volunteer to help move goalposts at local soccer field

SPOKANE, WA – A local town council was looking for volunteers to help them move.

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Anti-vaccer mystified by lack of measles cases post-vaccination

AUSTIN, TX – Local anti-vaccer Katherine Vondee was recently extolling the virtues of sanitation and.

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Mom bravely makes it through entire lunch with son’s new anti-vaccine, naturopath girlfriend

DES MOINES, IA – Betty Zito, mom to Brandon Zito, was able to grin and.

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