SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – A large tertiary care center in Sydney, Australia is pulling out all the stops to try and cut their expenses. As of next month, all doctors and nurses currently on staff will be replaced by parents who have done research on the Internet.
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – In a bold move in the push for scientific illiteracy, anti-vaccine zealots have started an online petition to pressure the universe to remove Mercury from the solar system.
Pharmaceutical giant Merck announced today that they would be altering the recipe for their vaccines.
SPOKANE, WA – A local town council was looking for volunteers to help them move.
AUSTIN, TX – Local anti-vaccer Katherine Vondee was recently extolling the virtues of sanitation and.
DES MOINES, IA – Betty Zito, mom to Brandon Zito, was able to grin and.