Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire
NSA confirms everything is a conspiracy, conspiracy theorists not convinced

NEW YORK, NY – The NSA announced today that yes, everything that happens or has.

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Young girl breaks arm just months after getting HPV vaccine, doctors refuse to call it a vaccine injury

PITTSBURGH, PA – The parents of 13 year-old Jessica Jones are sharing the truly horrific.

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Local cherry orchard only hires anti-vaccers, production increases by 340%

CRANBROOK, BC – A British Columbia cherry orchard has been using the unusual method of.

Woman spends all day searching internet for vaccine stories to embarrass herself in comments

Local anti-vaccer Sheila Doughtry, 41, spends most of her days on the internet searching for.

Hospital to replace doctors with parents who have done their research

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – A large tertiary care center in Sydney, Australia is pulling out all the stops to try and cut their expenses. As of next month, all doctors and nurses currently on staff will be replaced by parents who have done research on the Internet.

Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire
Anti-vaccers petition to have Mercury removed from solar system

CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – In a bold move in the push for scientific illiteracy, anti-vaccine zealots have started an online petition to pressure the universe to remove Mercury from the solar system.