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Biologists observe Anti-Vaccers making tools, solving simple problems at area Zoo

SAN DIEGO, CA – Researchers at the San Diego Zoo observed some exciting behavior from.

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Chemtrails may protect against vaccine injuries, study finds

PROVIDENCE, RI – In a new study coming out of Brown University, researchers concluded that.

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World Health Organization classifies David Avocado Wolfe as ‘probably carcinogenic’

GENEVA – The World Health Organization (WHO) has officially classified David “Avocado” Wolfe as ‘probably carcinogenic’. Wolfe joins the growing list which recently added red meat and being a hairdresser to the long list of chemicals, foods and jobs.

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Merck to add glyphosate to vaccines in huge deal with Monsanto

Pharmaceutical giant Merck announced today that they would be altering the recipe for their vaccines.

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Anti-vaccers petition to have Mercury removed from solar system

CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – In a bold move in the push for scientific illiteracy, anti-vaccine zealots have started an online petition to pressure the universe to remove Mercury from the solar system.

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Fire hydrant breaks, homeopaths rush to collect “free medicine”

PHOENIX, AZ – A fire hydrant in a suburb of Phoenix, Arizona burst last night,.

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