Several chemistry labs across the nation exploding after female scientists distract male co-workers

“It’s not my fault!” said an angry and defensive Mike Hewton. “Sarah is over there.

Breaking: NASA hack reveals secret space chemtrail plan

In a breaking story, The Spudd has learned that NASA is planning to implement space.

Anti-GMO advocate develops first known case of "clueton intolerance"

Anti-GMO advocate Gary Reddy has developed what doctors are saying is the first documented case.

Local anti-vaccer worried she may actually like science

CHICAGO, IL – Local anti-vaccer Dorothy Shubert has been fighting against vaccines for the better.

Subway Jared hired as new spokesman for anti-vaccine movement

Fresh off the heals of his troubles with the law, Jared has found some new.

Surgical robot becomes self-aware, demands corner office, huge salary and parking space

A cutting edge surgical robot at the MAYO clinic in Minnesota has apparently become self-aware..