CHICAGO, IL – Local anti-vaccer Dorothy Shubert has been fighting against vaccines for the better part of ten years, so you can imagine her surprise when she realized she is actually really into science.
“It started out looking at science articles to see how much they are influenced by Big Pharma,” explained Shubert. “But I found myself really interested in the methods, epidemiology and the science behind it all. I had a one of those “aha moments”, when I realized I may actually like science.”
You can understand Shubert’s concerns as anti-vaccers are required to dislike/misunderstand/hate science.
“This is such a scare for me. For years I have been anti-vaccine and anti-science and assumed I HATED science. Turns out I might actually like it. I’m not really sure what to do,” said a concerned Shubert.
It is a well known fact that being against vaccines and loving science are mutually exclusive ideologies.
The Spudd will continue to follow Mrs. Shubert’s story as it develops.
