Mom’s kiss more effective than homeopathy in treating children’s pain
PITTSBURGH, PA – In a new study out of the University of Pittsburgh, researchers discovered that a kiss from mom or dad on a scrape or cut is just as effective as homeopathy for treating pain.
Mom sets new record for time it takes to text “OK”
Local mom Nancy Freeman, 56, set a new record this weekend for the time it.
Breaking: Anti-vaccers are actually paid Pharma Shills
In what is sure to send shockwaves through both the pro-vaccine/pro-science side of the non-existent.
CDC to debut ‘diet vaccines’ with less mercury, more aspartame
ATLANTA, GA – The CDC announced today that they would be debuting their new line.
50,000 Pokemon Go characters magically fit into new Ark Encounter Museum
LEXINGTON, KY – The New Ark Encounter Museum in Northern Kentucky is drawing dozens of.
“Shake it off” and “Walk it off” only health advice dad knows
CLEVELAND, OH – Local dad Neil Walker, 52, admits that his entire medical knowledge boils.