Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire
Mom’s kiss more effective than homeopathy in treating children’s pain

PITTSBURGH, PA – In a new study out of the University of Pittsburgh, researchers discovered that a kiss from mom or dad on a scrape or cut is just as effective as homeopathy for treating pain.

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CDC to debut ‘diet vaccines’ with less mercury, more aspartame

ATLANTA, GA – The CDC announced today that they would be debuting their new line.

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50,000 Pokemon Go characters magically fit into new Ark Encounter Museum

LEXINGTON, KY – The New Ark Encounter Museum in Northern Kentucky is drawing dozens of.

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“Shake it off” and “Walk it off” only health advice dad knows

CLEVELAND, OH – Local dad Neil Walker, 52, admits that his entire medical knowledge boils.

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Internet commenters often smarter than doctors and scientists, study finds

BOSTON, MA – A new study out of Harvard University confirmed what many anti-vaccine and.

Finally! Rich white men to decide what rights women have over their bodies

NEW YORK, NY – In a breaking announcement today from New York City, rich white.

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