Anti-vaccine mom blames vaccines after son sprains ankle playing soccer

Anti-vaccine mom blames vaccines after son sprains ankle playing soccer

CHICAGO, IL – Mary Saunders, 32 year-old mother of Sean Saunders, had her son vaccinated before she had an internet connection and learned the true dangers of vaccines. This past weekend Sean was playing soccer with his little tikes team The Dragons, when Sean stepped on the ball and rolled his ankle. A mother of […]

Local mom graduates from University of Google with PhD in Immunology

Local mom graduates from University of Google with PhD in Immunology

Local amateur scientist and vaccine skeptic Marjorie Kipp can now unofficially call herself “Doctor”. Dr. Kipp announced that she had graduated from the U of G with a PhD in immunology based on her extensive Googling and research. “This has taken me over 7 years to complete,” said Kipp. “I now understand and sympathize with […]

Confused mom fails to blame vaccines for son’s autism or homosexuality

Confused mom fails to blame vaccines for son’s autism or homosexuality

Local mom Maria Furlong shocked friends and family when she didn’t blame vaccines for her son’s autism, and later for his homosexuality. “I don’t think his autism was caused by vaccines, I really don’t” said Furlong. “And I have never even heard of anyone saying vaccines can make someone gay. That just seems ridiculous and […]

Vaccine name changed on drunken bet, anti-vaccers flock to get ‘Kale Injections’

Vaccine name changed on drunken bet, anti-vaccers flock to get ‘Kale Injections’

Two of the leading vaccine researchers in America made a wager if changing the name of ‘vaccines’ would have any impact on people’s views towards vaccinations, particularly towards the alt-medicine/anti-vaccine crowds. The biggest challenge was to come up with a term this crowd found appealing. “Me and Dr. Sing, a really good friend, were out […]

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