Biologists observe Anti-Vaccers making tools, solving simple problems at area Zoo

Biologists observe Anti-Vaccers making tools, solving simple problems at area Zoo

SAN DIEGO, CA – Researchers at the San Diego Zoo observed some exciting behavior from the Anti-Vaccer enclosure this week: the mammals were observed making tools to open coconuts, exhibited some social behavior and solved some simple geometric problems. “We never knew Anti-Vaccers (Illiterus scientificus) were capable of this type of behavior, especially given the […]

Alternative Homeopathy is the newest craze among physicians

Alternative Homeopathy is the newest craze among physicians

NEW YORK, NY – The medical world is abuzz with its latest trend: Alternative Homeopathy. “Basically Alternative Homeopathy is the opposite of traditional homeopathy in that it contains active ingredients,” explained Dr. Andrew Garland. “We found that by having actual ingredients in medicines really made them much more effective.” While homeopathy traditionally relies on something […]

New surgery resident manages to mention he went to Harvard a record 237 times

New surgery resident manages to mention he went to Harvard a record 237 times

CLEVELAND, OH – New residents at the Cleveland General Hospital began their first set of rotations this week, always a long and gruling affair. But not so for Harvard Medical School graduate Bob Sackamano. “Ugh, Bob.” said one attending physician. “He’s a great doctor and is going to be a great surgeon, but enough with […]

Anonymous releases Google search history of several celebrities in latest hack

Anonymous releases Google search history of several celebrities in latest hack

The hacking group Anonymous is at it again, this time targeting celebrities and their Google search history. Below are just some of the highlights:   Donald Trump giant wall contractors, small hand syndrome, how to do impressions, difference between islam and muslim Jenny McCarthy vaccines bad, mark whalberg abs, vaccine toxins, crystal children, mark whalberg calvin […]

Doktor Spudd goes undercover, visits naturopath

Doktor Spudd goes undercover, visits naturopath

BALTIMORE, MD – I, Doktor Spudd, evil doctor and pharma shill, recently went undercover disguised as a concerned patient with a variety of ailments: malaise, back pain, fatigue and headaches. I visited a naturopath to see what they would say. Below is the official transcript of my encounter. Calgary, Alberta, Canada. Office of Naturopath Paul […]