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Breaking: Monsanto plans to poison everyone with GMO bananas laced with pyridoxine

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ST. LOUIS, MO – In a breaking story coming out of Monsanto headquarters, The Spudd has learned that the agricultural giant has been planning and testing GMO bananas which are chalked full of the chemical, pyridoxine. “I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of…

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Food Babe announces pregnancy, world prepares for 9 months of nausea, vomiting and verbal diarrhea

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CHARLOTTE, NC – Vani Hari, aka The Food Babe, announced she is expecting a little, all-natural baby in the coming months. She is already getting well versed in all the natural, organic baby fodder she can. “I’m obsessed! Baby investigations are underway! I’ve been reading…

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Dr. Oz’s urine worth an estimated $50 per fluid ounce

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NEW YORK, NY – Everyone’s favorite doctor, Dr. Oz, may have another feather to put in his cap as researchers have estimated his urine may be worth as much as $50 per fluid ounce. “We know Dr. Oz takes at least 30 vitamin and mineral…

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Company can’t believe people are actually buying their “organic, gluten-free, non-GMO” bottled water

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SAN JOSE, CA – A small American bottled water company, Freedom Springs, is having trouble keeping up with the demand for its latest organic, gluten-free and non-GMO water: “H2Love” “We kind of made it as a joke to be honest,” said Greg Laffradi, CEO. “We were trying to…

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Food Babe stubs toe on coffee table, immediately applies kale juice and blames Monsanto

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CHARLOTTE, NC – Vani Hari was angry and in pain last night as she reportedly stubbed her toe on her coffee table and is at risk of losing her toenail. Her non-existent training immediately kicked in and she rushed to apply kale juice to the…

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More and more gluten switching to human-free diet, report shows

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LOS ANGELES, CA – A new report suggests that more and more glutens are switching to a lifestyle which is human-free. In the past, gluten has only avoided those with celiac disease, but the trend is to now go completely human-free. “This is just a…

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