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Breaking: Monsanto plans to poison everyone with GMO bananas laced with pyridoxine

ST. LOUIS, MO – In a breaking story coming out of Monsanto headquarters, The Spudd.

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Food Babe announces pregnancy, world prepares for 9 months of nausea, vomiting and verbal diarrhea

CHARLOTTE, NC – Vani Hari, aka The Food Babe, announced she is expecting a little,.

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Dr. Oz’s urine worth an estimated $50 per fluid ounce

NEW YORK, NY – Everyone’s favorite doctor, Dr. Oz, may have another feather to put.

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Company can’t believe people are actually buying their “organic, gluten-free, non-GMO” bottled water

SAN JOSE, CA – A small American bottled water company, Freedom Springs, is having trouble keeping up with.

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Food Babe stubs toe on coffee table, immediately applies kale juice and blames Monsanto

CHARLOTTE, NC – Vani Hari was angry and in pain last night as she reportedly.

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More and more gluten switching to human-free diet, report shows

LOS ANGELES, CA – A new report suggests that more and more glutens are switching.

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