Trump warned about skin cancer risk after pre-presidential physical reveals dangerously thin skin

Trump warned about skin cancer risk after pre-presidential physical reveals dangerously thin skin

WASHINGTON, DC – President Elect Donald Trump received some bad news today following his pre-presidential physical. “We informed Mr. Trump that after several rounds of confirmatory testing, he has dangerously thin skin and is at an increased risk for both basal cell carcinoma and squamous cell carcinoma (skin cancer),” explained White House doctor Neil Stephens. “We have […]

New study suggests Googling just as good as medical school

New study suggests Googling just as good as medical school

In a recent study published on the anti-vaccine website Age of Autism, it was determined that spending hours a day Googling health and medical related issues is better than going to medical school. “Our researchers found that when ordinary anti-science and anti-vaccine individuals Google for extended periods of time, they gain more medical knowledge than […]

Parents really confused after meeting daughter’s new homeopath boyfriend

Parents really confused after meeting daughter’s new homeopath boyfriend

LEXINGTON, KY – Peter and Rosie Sallinger were excited to meet their daughter Kelsey’s new boyfriend when she brought him over for dinner last night. They had heard she was dating a doctor and he seemed very successful and well mannered. “I didn’t even know what a homeopath was,” said Peter. “I thought Kelsey was […]

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