Trump warned about skin cancer risk after pre-presidential physical reveals dangerously thin skin

Trump warned about skin cancer risk after pre-presidential physical reveals dangerously thin skin

WASHINGTON, DC – President Elect Donald Trump received some bad news today following his pre-presidential physical. “We informed Mr. Trump that after several rounds of confirmatory¬†testing, he has dangerously thin skin and is at an increased risk for both¬†basal cell carcinoma and squamous cell carcinoma (skin cancer),” explained White House doctor Neil Stephens. “We have […]

New study suggests Googling just as good as medical school

New study suggests Googling just as good as medical school

In a recent study published on the anti-vaccine website Age of Autism, it was determined that spending hours a day Googling health and medical related issues is better than going to medical school. “Our researchers found that when ordinary anti-science and anti-vaccine individuals Google for extended periods of time, they gain more medical knowledge than […]

Parents really confused after meeting daughter’s new homeopath boyfriend

Parents really confused after meeting daughter’s new homeopath boyfriend

LEXINGTON, KY – Peter and Rosie Sallinger were excited to meet their daughter Kelsey’s new boyfriend when she brought him over for dinner last night. They had heard she was dating a doctor and he seemed very successful and well mannered. “I didn’t even know what a homeopath was,” said Peter. “I thought Kelsey was […]

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