Hospital to replace doctors with parents who have done their research

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – A large tertiary care center in Sydney, Australia is pulling out all the stops to try and cut their expenses. As of next month, all doctors and nurses currently on staff will be replaced by parents who have done research on the Internet.

Doctors now the third leading cause of car accidents, study finds

Medical doctors are the third leading cause of automobile accidents according to a new study.

Scientists worried local dad may never learn correct lyrics to popular songs

Local dad Jeff Shields, 51, has always loved to sing – especially the newest top.

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Surgeon saves patient’s life with grueling 21 hour surgery, patient thanks God

In what is being called one of the greatest surgeries ever performed at UCLA Medical.

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Trump warned about skin cancer risk after pre-presidential physical reveals dangerously thin skin

WASHINGTON, DC – President Elect Donald Trump received some bad news today following his pre-presidential.

New study suggests Googling just as good as medical school

In a recent study published on the anti-vaccine website Age of Autism, it was determined.