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Hospital to replace doctors with parents who have done their research

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SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – A large tertiary care center in Sydney, Australia is pulling out all the stops to try and cut their expenses. As of next month, all doctors and nurses currently on staff will be replaced by parents who have done research on the Internet.

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Trump warned about skin cancer risk after pre-presidential physical reveals dangerously thin skin

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WASHINGTON, DC – President Elect Donald Trump received some bad news today following his pre-presidential physical. “We informed Mr. Trump that after several rounds of confirmatory testing, he has dangerously thin skin and is at an increased risk for both basal cell carcinoma and squamous cell carcinoma…

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New study suggests Googling just as good as medical school

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In a recent study published on the anti-vaccine website Age of Autism, it was determined that spending hours a day Googling health and medical related issues is better than going to medical school. “Our researchers found that when ordinary anti-science and anti-vaccine individuals Google for…

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Parents really confused after meeting daughter’s new homeopath boyfriend

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LEXINGTON, KY – Peter and Rosie Sallinger were excited to meet their daughter Kelsey’s new boyfriend when she brought him over for dinner last night. They had heard she was dating a doctor and he seemed very successful and well mannered. “I didn’t even know…

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Dr. Oz’s urine worth an estimated $50 per fluid ounce

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NEW YORK, NY – Everyone’s favorite doctor, Dr. Oz, may have another feather to put in his cap as researchers have estimated his urine may be worth as much as $50 per fluid ounce. “We know Dr. Oz takes at least 30 vitamin and mineral…

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Medical marijuana use linked to lower prescription drug use, higher ratings for Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure

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ATLANTA, GA – The University of Georgia released the results of a new study examining prescription drug use in 17 states which has passed medical marijuana laws. According to CBC and Reuters: “Researchers looked at prescription data for nine conditions in which marijuana could serve as…

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