Education Secretary Betsy DaVos to reportedly add Flying Spaghetti Monster to school curriculum

Education Secretary Betsy DaVos to reportedly add Flying Spaghetti Monster to school curriculum

WASHINGTON, DC – Billionaire Betsy DaVos, home-school and anti-science expert, will be the Education Secretary tapped with leading America’s education into the future. One small hiccup for some is that she is not very fond of education. “I believe home schooling and religious schooling is the best choice for children, especially children of billionaires,” explained […]

More leaked emails from Hillary Clinton show scientists working feverishly on vaccine against Donald Trump

More leaked emails from Hillary Clinton show scientists working feverishly on vaccine against Donald Trump

WASHINGTON, DC – Several hundred more of Hillary Clinton’s emails were released earlier today by Wikileaks and they show Clinton was in regular contact with various pharmaceutical companies discussing the possible production of a vaccine against Donald Trump. According to one of the emails, Clinton asked Merck CEO Dr. Mark Webber if they “were any […]

50,000 Pokemon Go characters magically fit into new Ark Encounter Museum

50,000 Pokemon Go characters magically fit into new Ark Encounter Museum

LEXINGTON, KY – The New Ark Encounter Museum in Northern Kentucky is drawing dozens of visitors every day, making it the most popular Christian themed amusement park in the world. The museum was begat by Ken Hamm, a young earth creationist with big dreams. “The idea is to bring the story of the bible to […]

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