Illuminati to Hold Open Auditions

Illuminati to Hold Open Auditions

The most powerful and secret society is losing members, as most of the Illuminati are getting older and dying off. In an unprecedented move, the secret organization will be holding American Idol-like auditions at Wal-Marts across the country. So what exactly are they looking for? Warren Buffett explains: “We need newer, younger Illuminati to carry […]

Ice cream and drownings: an exposé

Ice cream and drownings: an exposé

VANCOUVER, BC – Well it’s that time of year again: sun, swimming, ice cream and unfortunately, drowning. Not a summer goes by that you don’t read about some poor person drowning while swimming in their pool, lake, or in the ocean while on vacation. And what else also happens every summer? That’s right, ice cream […]

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