Wearing shirts found to increase breast cancer risk in young women

Researchers from the group Revolving Mothers Who Think revealed they have discovered a link between wearing shirts and an increased risk in breast cancer. The same organization urged women to “ditch the bra” earlier in the year, after they definitively concluded that bras caused an accumulation of toxins in lymph nodes, leading to cancer. The group reveals their latest research now extends this to any shirts and any clothing worn on the top half of women’s bodies.

A spokeswoman for the organization, Luisa Hou Kabahus told The Spudd, “We see no reason any woman should wear a shirt at all, unless to protect themselves from the elements. Even then, women should immediately remove this garment when inside.”

A spokesman from the American Cancer Society, which initially rejected the link between bras and breast cancer, said that he was persuaded by the newer evidence. “The data I have seen clearly shows the link is strongest in women between the ages of 18-25. We urge these women to go topless as much as possible to protect their own health,” said the spokesman, David Lewis.

“However, the risk drops off dramatically after the age of 60, and such women should always cover themselves,” he concluded.

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