ATLANTA, GA – A new vaccine which is completely devoid of chemicals has entered the third phase of clinical testing, the CDC confirmed to The Spudd Times this morning.
ATLANTA, GA – A new vaccine which is completely devoid of chemicals has entered the third phase of clinical testing, the CDC confirmed to The Spudd Times this morning.
The exact formula of the vaccine is unknown as CDC is keeping it a closely guarded secret, but sources indicate the vaccine is made from the “air” in space, which essentially is made of nothing and is chemical free.
“Everything either is a chemical or has a chemical in it: air, water, plants, animals, everything” said CDC scientist Dr. Will Thompson. “But we have managed to make a vaccine which has no chemicals at all. We are hoping this will alleviate some of the fears parents have around vaccinations.”
If true, the vaccine will have literally nothing in it and would be of zero benefit; so scientists are a little curious as to why the CDC would spend so much money on such a vaccine.
“It seems very strange to me, to make a vaccine consisting of nothing,” said Dr. Paul Offit, pharma shill and billionaire.
Some anti-vaccine advocates are not convinced, even though many have branded themselves as “pro safe vaccine” and not “anti-vaccine”.
“Even if the CDC makes a vaccine without any harmful chemicals in it, I’m still not giving it to my kids,” said Sherri Tenpenny, anti-vaccine cult leader. “I want a vaccine that is chemical free AND not made by the government.”
More to come…
