Young Earth Creationist Malcolm Penney is in his junior year of a religious studies degree at Washington State University. He decided for his elective course this semester to try out something new and take a science course. He was shocked to discover how much science had to learn and how many things they are getting totally wrong.
“It was really eye-opening” said Penney. “The professor claims we don’t know 100% how the universe was created, um, yes we do. It’s right there in Genesis” laughed Penney.
The other students in the class are complaining that Penney is ruining the course for them as he constantly buts in to “correct” the professor.
“None of us can stand him” said junior Steve Ross. “He never shuts up, interrupts every lecture with some creationist rant, and wears way too much Axe body spray.”
Penney is aware of the looks and moans and groan he gets from his fellow students, but knows that God is appreciative of his efforts.
“God is watching me and He is blessing my interruptions and also guiding my hand every morning when I put on my body spray” said Penney.
