SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Local natural health advocate Stacy Meadowbottom has apparently cured herself of breast cancer with nothing but herbs and a raw food diet. As has been happening with anyone who threatens the profits of Big Pharma, she fully expects to be assassinated sometime very soon.
“I was self-diagnosed with breast cancer over 5 years ago” explains Meadowbottom. “Since then, I devised my own special herbal mixture and switched to all natural, non-GMO, raw food diet. I am happy to say that as of yesterday, I am completely cancer free.”
Over the last month, many alternative health mavericks have been assassinated by Big Pharma hit men. While the media tells you they died of suicide, heart attacks, etc. once again the real news sources (Natural News, Whale.to, Age of Autism) are reporting that they were in fact 100%, beyond a shadow of a doubt, assassinated.
“I read a lot of websites and news sites that are anti-vaccine anti-GMO, you know, impartial sources. They have warned that anyone who dares go against Big Pharma with any kind of natural cure for a disease like cancer or autism, will most likely be killed. I have to admit I am a bit nervous, but to be cancer free is such a great feeling.”
Meadowbottom said she plans to start her own natural health blog and set up a store selling her herbal mixture and diet plan for $199.99.
“I just want to give as many people with cancer (and $199 plus tax and shipping and handling) a chance for a new lease on life.”
