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Woman beats cancer with nothing but surgery and chemotherapy, naturopaths astounded

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HERTFORDSHIRE, UK – A woman who claims to have beaten cancer with nothing more than surgery and chemotherapy continues to astound naturopaths, homeopaths and chiropractors the world over.

Marie Galloway, 43, was told by doctors she had thyroid cancer and if left untreated she had only a few years left to live. That is when she decided to go against nature and opt for surgery and chemotherapy.

“While I am happy for Ms. Galloway, I still question her story,” said naturopath “Dr.” Paul Therro. “If this really is true, then I suspect she must have also had some herbal remedies mixed in their somewhere and she is simply not giving us the whole story.”

Galloway is reportedly doing fine and recovering at home with her family. She is being inundated with media requests as people from all over the world are eager to hear her story and share in her triumph over Big Herbal.

“It’s all been a bit of a whirlwind to be honest,” said Galloway. “But I am feeling much better and I have conventional medicine to thank.”