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6 top selling homeopathic treatments and what they can do for you

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Are you thinking about wasting some money? Feeling sick and don’t really wanna get better? Here is a list of some of the best selling homeopathic remedies on the market today and what they can do for you:

  1. Arnica (mountain daisy): Doesn’t do fuck all.
  2. Sinusalia (sinus pain): Doesn’t do fuck all.
  3. Magnesia phosphorica (phosphate of magnesia): Doesn’t do fuck all.
  4. Pulsatilla (windflower): Doesn’t do fuck all.
  5. Ignatia (St. Ignatius bean): Doesn’t do fuck all.
  6. Oscillococcinum (cold and flu): Doesn’t do fuck all.

Happy shopping!!

  • a6five

    What I’m feeling is a sinking feeling of malaise. It started in early November. Should I take all six of the recommended remedies?

  • ChrisW_Music

    … and here was me thinking they DID fuck-all!