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Area man forced to bring child to doctor after anti-vaccine Facebook group can’t give him diagnosis

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FAIRMONT, MA – Mark Webber, father of 4 year old Mackenzie Webber, was forced to take drastic action this past week and bring his daughter to see a Big Pharma controlled doctor.   “She had been coughing with a pretty high fever and a really…

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Anti-GMO advocates shocked to learn organic food industry is “for-profit”

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ST. LOUIS, MI – In a breaking story making headlines across the globe, anti-GMO advocates have reportedly only just now found out that their beloved organic food industry is comprised of for-profit companies. “I’m devastated to be honest,” said Marsha Belanger of March Against Monsanto.…

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Pretentious, gluten-free, anti-GMO daughter devours gluten-filled, GMO supper and doesn’t notice

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FRESNO, CA – Becky Haskell was back from college for the Thanksgiving holiday and was happy to sit down with her family for a delicious turkey dinner. She did, however, have some concerns. “I told my whole family that I no longer eat gluten or…

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Study: If you are worried about GMOs and vaccines, life is going pretty well for you

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A new study from Yale University revealed that people who worry about GMOs and vaccines have pretty damn good lives. The study surveyed over 5,000 Americans and discovered an inverse correlation between those who worried about these issues and those who had serious problems in…

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Breaking: Monsanto to replace glyphosate with expired vaccines

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ST. LOUIS – In a breaking announcement this morning, Monsanto Company has announced that they will be replacing the main ingredient in their flagship product RoundUp (glyphosate) with expired vaccines procured from vaccine manufacturers. “Well we know both glyphosate and vaccines are toxic to humans so…

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Breaking: Monsanto plans to poison everyone with GMO bananas laced with pyridoxine

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ST. LOUIS, MO – In a breaking story coming out of Monsanto headquarters, The Spudd has learned that the agricultural giant has been planning and testing GMO bananas which are chalked full of the chemical, pyridoxine. “I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of…

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