Anti-GMO advocates shocked to learn organic food industry is “for-profit”

Anti-GMO advocates shocked to learn organic food industry is “for-profit”

ST. LOUIS, MI – In a breaking story making headlines across the globe, anti-GMO advocates have reportedly only just now found out that their beloved organic food industry is comprised of for-profit companies. “I’m devastated to be honest,” said Marsha Belanger of March Against Monsanto. “Next thing you’re going to tell me that the alternative […]

Breaking: Monsanto to replace glyphosate with expired vaccines

Breaking: Monsanto to replace glyphosate with expired vaccines

ST. LOUIS – In a breaking announcement this morning, Monsanto Company┬áhas announced that they will be replacing the main ingredient in their flagship product RoundUp (glyphosate) with expired vaccines procured from vaccine manufacturers. “Well we know both glyphosate and vaccines are toxic to humans so we decided to test vaccines against fungus and insects as […]

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