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Over 100 seniors die just years after getting pneumococcal vaccine

NEW YORK, NY – In a breaking story you won’t find anywhere else, The Science.

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UN cancels all further action on climate change after internet commenter exposes it as a hoax

The United Nations announced today that any and all action and/or conferences focusing on climate.

Scientists worried local dad may never learn correct lyrics to popular songs

Local dad Jeff Shields, 51, has always loved to sing – especially the newest top.

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Breaking: Monsanto to replace glyphosate with expired vaccines

ST. LOUIS – In a breaking announcement this morning, Monsanto Company┬áhas announced that they will.

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Area man can’t grasp science of GMOs, decides he is against them

FAIRHAVEN, ND – Area man Russ Hatcher, 31, was concerned about GMOs and decided to.

Entire 2016 USA men’s hockey team diagnosed with sleeping sickness and chronic fatigue syndrome

TORONTO, CANADA – Team doctors for the 2016 USA World Cup men’s hockey team announced.

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