Tag: Forensic Science
  • News
    • Scientists worried local dad may never learn correct lyrics to popular songs

    Local dad Jeff Shields, 51, has always loved to sing – especially the newest top.

    April 18, 2017
    monsanto roundup
  • Food Science
    • Breaking: Monsanto to replace glyphosate with expired vaccines

    ST. LOUIS – In a breaking announcement this morning, Monsanto Company has announced that they will.

    October 4, 2016
    HIPSTER
  • Food Science
    • Area man can’t grasp science of GMOs, decides he is against them

    FAIRHAVEN, ND – Area man Russ Hatcher, 31, was concerned about GMOs and decided to.

    September 28, 2016
  • News
    • Entire 2016 USA men’s hockey team diagnosed with sleeping sickness and chronic fatigue syndrome

    TORONTO, CANADA – Team doctors for the 2016 USA World Cup men’s hockey team announced.

    September 22, 2016
    science, health, satire, vaccines.
  • Food Science
    • Breaking: GMO salmon take over breeding plant, hold scientists hostage

    PEI, CANADA – In a breaking story, reports indicate that the GMO Salmon being bread.

    August 2, 2016
    science, health, satire, vaccines.
  • Alt Med
    • Dr. Oz’s urine worth an estimated $50 per fluid ounce

    NEW YORK, NY – Everyone’s favorite doctor, Dr. Oz, may have another feather to put.

    August 2, 2016
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