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Breaking: Monsanto to replace glyphosate with expired vaccines

ST. LOUIS – In a breaking announcement this morning, Monsanto Company┬áhas announced that they will.

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Area man can’t grasp science of GMOs, decides he is against them

FAIRHAVEN, ND – Area man Russ Hatcher, 31, was concerned about GMOs and decided to.

Entire 2016 USA men’s hockey team diagnosed with sleeping sickness and chronic fatigue syndrome

TORONTO, CANADA – Team doctors for the 2016 USA World Cup men’s hockey team announced.

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Breaking: GMO salmon take over breeding plant, hold scientists hostage

PEI, CANADA – In a breaking story, reports indicate that the GMO Salmon being bread.

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Dr. Oz’s urine worth an estimated $50 per fluid ounce

NEW YORK, NY – Everyone’s favorite doctor, Dr. Oz, may have another feather to put.

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Greenpeace employees enjoy fruit baskets from agrichemical giants

With the announcement of a potential Monsanto takeover by German chemical giant, Bayer AG, Greenpeace.

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