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American Society of Complimentary and Alternative Medicine (A SCAM) ranks top 10 achievements in medical history

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The American Society of Complimentary and Alternative Medicine (A SCAM) came out with their list of the top 10 achievements in medical history. The list differs significantly from other lists with things like vaccines, anesthesia, hand hygiene, etc. conspicuously absent from the list.   Tumeric – The…

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Essential oils just as effective as placebo at treating infections, study finds

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PHOENIX, AZ – In a new study coming out of the University of Arizona, researchers have announced that using essential oils for the treatment of infections is just as effective as a placebo. “We studied over 700 people with various types of infections, both bacterial…

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Naturopath gets in over his head when pilot asks if anyone on board is a doctor

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PHOENIX, AZ – On a recent flight from Washington to Phoenix, naturopath Josh Axe jumped out of his seat when the captain asked if anyone on board was a doctor. A passenger near the rear of the plan had begun seizing and was unconscious on…

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National Center for Complementary and Integrative Health becomes the NCAA (National Center for Ambiguous Adjectives)

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Bethesda, MD – In an ongoing effort to be the P Diddy of the NIH, the National Center for Complementary and Integrative Health has again changed its name. First there was the Office of Alternative Medicine (OAM), which became the National Center of Complementary and…

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Breaking News: Parachutes NOT 100% safe and effective, study finds

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In a stunning report released today, it was announced that parachutes are not 100% foolproof. “Yes, we have found that sometimes parachutes can malfunction or even cause problems for the person trying to deploy one,” said Dr. Charles Yagar, lead investigator. “As with all things-…

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Anti-vaccine chiropractor refuses to give Heimlich to stranger in restaurant, insists choking is natural

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In a bizarre story coming out of Los Angeles this morning, anti-vaccine chiropractor Billy DeMoss refused to give (or let anyone else give) the Heimlich maneuver to a choking restaurant patron. Mr. DeMoss instead insisted that choking was natural and that it will help build…

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