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Cleveland Clinic Replaces Conventional Medicine with The Four Humors System Following Medical Director’s Devastating Cold

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CLEVELAND, OH – Dr. Daniel Neides, Medical Director and Chief Operating Officer of the Cleveland Clinic Wellness Institute, announced his intention on Friday to abandon evidence-based, modern medicine in order to adopt the Four Humors, a healing system favored by Ancient Greek physicians and the…

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CDC quietly admits vaccines cause antibodies

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ATLANTA, GA – Fresh on the heals of the SB277 ordeal and the CDC whistleblower scandal, the Centers for Disease Prevention and Control (CDC) have quietly admitted that vaccines cause antibodies. Several anti-vaccine blogs and websites have picked up the story and ran with it.…

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CDC to open new department consisting of people who have “done their research”

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ATLANTA, GA – The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced the development of a new department today, one that will be filled by non-accredited doctors and scientists. The new department will be solely staffed by people who “have done their research.” The Science Post managed…

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“Grammer Nazis” catching up to anti-vaccers at being the worsest people on the internet

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The Kelsey Grammer Grammar Police (TKGGP), aka the Grammer Nazis, have been steadily climbing the ladder towards the anti-vaccer at being the most annoying persons on the internet. “They have to be some of the most annoying people on all of the internets,” says Frank…

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Anti-vaccine conspiracy theorist gets no response from CDC, claims victory

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ATLANTA, GA – Local anti-vaccine conspiracy theorist Bob Kennedy revealed to the world today that he issued a challenge to the CDC to disprove all of the claims he has made on Facebook page. Well, it has been two weeks and there has been no…

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Anti-vaccers responsible for an estimated 17,000 deaths a year

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NEW YORK, NY – A new report released jointly today by the CDC, NWO, and FDA estimates that anti-vaccers are either directly or indirectly responsible for 17,000 deaths annually in the United States. The research is the culmination of three years of data collection and…

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