After the backlash of not having enough Christmas stuff on their holiday cups (or was it too much?) Starbucks is set to release a set of gingerbread nativity scene cookies.
“We are hoping the extreme Christians will be pleased with this and let the whole red coffee cup thing go,” said Starbucks lead gingerbread designer Jesus Sanchez. “Our customers can choose which of their favorite biblical characters to bite the heads off of.”
Many evangelical Christian groups were mad at Starbucks when they debut their new holiday cups, a simple red cup with the green Starbucks logo. Many people were confused how they could be so mad about the cups, but mad they were.
“Starbucks is trying to take the Christ out of Christmas,” said an enraged Kirk Cameron. “I understand companies have to go through some growing pains and learn from their mistakes, but it appears Starbucks hasn’t done that. Their coffee cups should all have Christian and Christian only symbols all over them. That is the right thing to do.”
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