Report: High levels of dihydrogen monoxide found in homeopathic products

Report: High levels of dihydrogen monoxide found in homeopathic products

In a recent report released by science, all homeopathic products which were tested found high levels of dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO), a colorless, odorless chemical which can be fatal to humans. “We tested several different products, some of which are even marketed to children, and we found significant levels of DHMO in all of them,” a […]

Trump warned about skin cancer risk after pre-presidential physical reveals dangerously thin skin

Trump warned about skin cancer risk after pre-presidential physical reveals dangerously thin skin

WASHINGTON, DC – President Elect Donald Trump received some bad news today following his pre-presidential physical. “We informed Mr. Trump that after several rounds of confirmatory testing, he has dangerously thin skin and is at an increased risk for both basal cell carcinoma and squamous cell carcinoma (skin cancer),” explained White House doctor Neil Stephens. “We have […]

More leaked emails from Hillary Clinton show scientists working feverishly on vaccine against Donald Trump

More leaked emails from Hillary Clinton show scientists working feverishly on vaccine against Donald Trump

WASHINGTON, DC – Several hundred more of Hillary Clinton’s emails were released earlier today by Wikileaks and they show Clinton was in regular contact with various pharmaceutical companies discussing the possible production of a vaccine against Donald Trump. According to one of the emails, Clinton asked Merck CEO Dr. Mark Webber if they “were any […]

Trump misses yuge opportunity in debate by not ranting about vaccines and autism

Trump misses yuge opportunity in debate by not ranting about vaccines and autism

NEW YORK – The first presidential debate was watch by millions of people across the country, at least 5% of whom are science-illiterate anti-vaccers, according to the latest viewership polls. Experts agree that Donald Trump missed out on a yuge opportunity to rant about the dangers of vaccines and their link to autism. “Trump could […]

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