WASHINGTON, DC – Several hundred more of Hillary Clinton’s emails were released earlier today by Wikileaks and they show Clinton was in regular contact with various pharmaceutical companies discussing the possible production of a vaccine against Donald Trump. According to one of the emails, Clinton asked Merck CEO Dr. Mark Webber if they “were any […]
NEW YORK, NY – In a shocking turn of events, pharmaceutical and autism-causing company Merck has bought out ALCAN. ALCAN is one of the largest producers of aluminum foil and tinfoil which is used by anti-vaccine advocates, chemtrail believers, 9/11 truthers, etc. to protect themselves from government mind control. “This is a very sad day […]
LOS ANGELES, CA – The US military is preparing for the upcoming school year in California as SB277 will be enforced at gunpoint this coming school year. The SB277 bill made it mandatory for all children to be fully vaccinated in order to attend public school. If parents refuse to have their children vaccinated, they […]
The American Society of Complimentary and Alternative Medicine (A SCAM) came out with their list of the top 10 achievements in medical history. The list differs significantly from other lists with things like vaccines, anesthesia, hand hygiene, etc. conspicuously absent from the list. Tumeric – The miracle spice that can cure everything from athletes foot to […]
PHOENIX, AZ – A tradgic accident that could have been avoided took the lives of all 163 people on board the Boeing 737 bound for Phoenix. The plane crashed on the runway amid a huge cloud of chemical smoke and fire.
WASHINGTON, DC – In a shocking story coming out of Washington, leaked emails from Hilary Clinton and other high ranking government officials show correspondence admitting to the existence of contrails. “We have long suspected that the government has been covering up the existence of contrails,” said Jeremy Smith of The Contrail Awareness Society. “All you […]