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More leaked emails from Hillary Clinton show scientists working feverishly on vaccine against Donald Trump

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WASHINGTON, DC – Several hundred more of Hillary Clinton’s emails were released earlier today by Wikileaks and they show Clinton was in regular contact with various pharmaceutical companies discussing the possible production of a vaccine against Donald Trump. According to one of the emails, Clinton…

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Merck buys out tinfoil company ALCAN, conspiracy theorists not sure what to do

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NEW YORK, NY – In a shocking turn of events, pharmaceutical and autism-causing company Merck has bought out ALCAN. ALCAN is one of the largest producers of aluminum foil and tinfoil which is used by anti-vaccine advocates, chemtrail believers, 9/11 truthers, etc. to protect themselves…

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Military prepares to help with forced vaccinations as school year approaches

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LOS ANGELES, CA – The US military is preparing for the upcoming school year in California as SB277 will be enforced at gunpoint this coming school year. The SB277 bill made it mandatory for all children to be fully vaccinated in order to attend public…

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American Society of Complimentary and Alternative Medicine (A SCAM) ranks top 10 achievements in medical history

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The American Society of Complimentary and Alternative Medicine (A SCAM) came out with their list of the top 10 achievements in medical history. The list differs significantly from other lists with things like vaccines, anesthesia, hand hygiene, etc.¬†conspicuously absent¬†from the list.   Tumeric – The…

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Plane crash kills 163 after pilot forgets to turn off chemtrails when landing

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PHOENIX, AZ – A tradgic accident that could have been avoided took the lives of all 163 people on board the Boeing 737 bound for Phoenix. The plane crashed on the runway amid a huge cloud of chemical smoke and fire.

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Leaked emails show government officials admitting contrails are real

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WASHINGTON, DC – In a shocking story coming out of Washington, leaked emails from Hilary Clinton and other high ranking government officials show correspondence admitting to the existence of contrails. “We have long suspected that the government has been covering up the existence of contrails,”…

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