More leaked emails from Hillary Clinton show scientists working feverishly on vaccine against Donald Trump

More leaked emails from Hillary Clinton show scientists working feverishly on vaccine against Donald Trump

WASHINGTON, DC – Several hundred more of Hillary Clinton’s emails were released earlier today by Wikileaks and they show Clinton was in regular contact with various pharmaceutical companies discussing the possible production of a vaccine against Donald Trump. According to one of the emails, Clinton asked Merck CEO Dr. Mark Webber if they “were any […]

Merck buys out tinfoil company ALCAN, conspiracy theorists not sure what to do

Merck buys out tinfoil company ALCAN, conspiracy theorists not sure what to do

NEW YORK, NY – In a shocking turn of events, pharmaceutical and autism-causing company Merck has bought out ALCAN. ALCAN is one of the largest producers of aluminum foil and tinfoil which is used by anti-vaccine advocates, chemtrail believers, 9/11 truthers, etc. to protect themselves from government mind control. “This is a very sad day […]

American Society of Complimentary and Alternative Medicine (A SCAM) ranks top 10 achievements in medical history

American Society of Complimentary and Alternative Medicine (A SCAM) ranks top 10 achievements in medical history

The American Society of Complimentary and Alternative Medicine (A SCAM) came out with their list of the top 10 achievements in medical history. The list differs significantly from other lists with things like vaccines, anesthesia, hand hygiene, etc.¬†conspicuously absent¬†from the list.   Tumeric – The miracle spice that can cure everything from athletes foot to […]

Leaked emails show government officials admitting contrails are real

Leaked emails show government officials admitting contrails are real

WASHINGTON, DC – In a shocking story coming out of Washington, leaked emails from Hilary Clinton and other high ranking government officials show correspondence admitting to the existence of contrails. “We have long suspected that the government has been covering up the existence of contrails,” said Jeremy Smith of The Contrail Awareness Society. “All you […]

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