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Man sees chemtrails coming from his own house

TORONTO, CA – A local man was shocked and concerned when he saw chemtrails coming from the side of his own house. “Chemtrails” are chemicals that are usually sprayed from the back of any and all aircraft with the intention of depopulation, mind-control and infecting inhabitants with all manor of disease.

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More leaked emails from Hillary Clinton show scientists working feverishly on vaccine against Donald Trump

WASHINGTON, DC – Several hundred more of Hillary Clinton’s emails were released earlier today by.

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Merck buys out tinfoil company ALCAN, conspiracy theorists not sure what to do

NEW YORK, NY – In a shocking turn of events, pharmaceutical and autism-causing company Merck.

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Military prepares to help with forced vaccinations as school year approaches

LOS ANGELES, CA – The US military is preparing for the upcoming school year in.

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American Society of Complimentary and Alternative Medicine (A SCAM) ranks top 10 achievements in medical history

The American Society of Complimentary and Alternative Medicine (A SCAM) came out with their list.

Plane crash kills 163 after pilot forgets to turn off chemtrails when landing

PHOENIX, AZ – A tradgic accident that could have been avoided took the lives of all 163 people on board the Boeing 737 bound for Phoenix. The plane crashed on the runway amid a huge cloud of chemical smoke and fire.

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