Man gets attacked by shark while wearing David Wolfe’s shark repelling bracelet, experts baffled

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AUSTRALIA – Local diver Gil Lacroix was swimming off Australia’s south coast when he was reportedly attacked and killed by a great white shark. What makes the story even more extraordinary was that Lacroix was wearing one of the shark repelling bracelets from David “Avocado” Wolfe.

“We really are left scratching our heads on this one to be honest,” said marine biologist Nancy Bellemire. “I mean it makes no sense that the shark would go anywhere near him with that bracelet on.”

Lacroix, an experienced diver and swimmer, is an avid outdoorsman and diehard fan of Mr. Wolfe.

“The sea was angry that day my friends,” said onlooker George Alexander. “Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.”

An investigation is currently underway.

 

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