A small hospital in San Francisco, California is unveiling it’s newest addition to the hospital: and wing devoted entirely to unvaccinated patients.
“We don’t want unvaccinated individuals mixing with our vaccinated patients,” said hospital CEO Dr. Larry Bracken. “So we are going to isolate the unvaccinated people in their own wing; we assume they will happy about this.”
Anti-vaccine advocates claim that vaccinated individuals are actually more dangerous, because they “shed” the virus they were vaccinated against for weeks on end.
“This is great news, we are finally being heard” said anti-vaccine mom Nancy Redmond. “I don’t want me or my unvaccinated family crossing paths with recently vaccinated patients, that’s just good parenting and good science.”
The new wing will be staffed exclusively by nurses who refuse their flu shots. In some cases, chiropractors, naturopaths and homeopaths will be called in as well, although they will not be given hospital privileges.
