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Anti-vaccer submits two-word masters thesis "Google it"

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Jack Crosby, anti-vaccer and graduate student via an uncle on the admissions board, finally submitted his masters thesis after months of writes and re-writes. The title of his thesis, “How vaccines are destroying our brains and are, like, really bad” was officially submitted to the…

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Delayed reaction: Woman suffers vaccine injury 10 years after getting vaccine

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ST. PAUL, MN – Theresa Herbert, 38, was recently diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis. She didn’t think much about vaccines when she got the news, but she soon starting doing some digging on the internet about possible causes of MS. That’s when she came across the…

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Breaking: Santa delivering presents to only vaccinated children

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NORTH POLE – The North Pole Press Association has announced that due to the increase in vaccine-preventable diseases this past year, Santa will only be delivering presents to vaccinated children’s houses. “Santa is getting older and we can’t have him being exposed to all kinds…

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Pro-vaccer bullies anti-vaccer by asking for proof of claims and citing peer-reviewed studies

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PALO ALTO, CA – Pro-vaccine advocates are known for being bullies, especially when dealing with anti-vaccine advocates who make claims about the dangers of vaccines. “All I said was that vaccines are full of toxins and that it is a FACT that they are causing…

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Breaking: Scientists discover cure for cancer, rejected by many for containing "chemicals"

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NEW HAVEN, CT – In a breaking story that is sure to make headlines across the globe, the research team led by Dr. Frederick Martin have reportedly found the cure for cancer. While the team has not officially released all the details of the cure…

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Outbreak of Dunning Kruger Disease spreads to all 50 states

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The CDC and FDA have confirmed that there are now over 5 million confirmed cases of Dunning-Kruger Disease (DKD), with all 50 states reporting cases. “We regret to announce that all 50 states are now reporting several cases of DKD” said CDC epidemiologist Mark Webber.…

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