Report: High levels of dihydrogen monoxide found in homeopathic products

Report: High levels of dihydrogen monoxide found in homeopathic products

In a recent report released by science, all homeopathic products which were tested found high levels of dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO), a colorless, odorless chemical which can be fatal to humans. “We tested several different products, some of which are even marketed to children, and we found significant levels of DHMO in all of them,” a […]

Anti-vaccer submits two-word masters thesis "Google it"

Anti-vaccer submits two-word masters thesis "Google it"

Jack Crosby, anti-vaccer and graduate student via an uncle on the admissions board, finally submitted his masters thesis after months of writes and re-writes. The title of his thesis, “How vaccines are destroying our brains and are, like, really bad” was officially submitted to the dean of graduate studies this week. “I think it’s really, […]

Breaking: Santa delivering presents to only vaccinated children

NORTH POLE – The North Pole Press Association has announced that due to the increase in vaccine-preventable diseases this past year, Santa will only be delivering presents to vaccinated children’s houses. “Santa is getting older and we can’t have him being exposed to all kinds of disease, especially this time of year,” explained Buddy the […]

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