TYROL, AUSTRIA – Hundreds of parents were reportedly called to pick up all of their adult children and roommates from the latest conspiracy rally in Austria this week. Many adult children attended the rally calling for an end to the 1%, vaccines, chemtrails and insisting that 9/11 was an inside job.
“I wish I could have been there, I really do. I hate the 1%. But I had to renovate the west wing of my mansion, so I was pretty tied up.” – Alex Jones of InfoWars.
“They are the elite of the elite and I just know they are plotting my demise inside their secret meeting. They go around with all their money and power while hard working people like me get the shaft,” said 42 year-old Harry Ostopik, unemployed.
The Bilderberg Meetings have long been established by conspiracy theorists as the secret meeting of the top 1%, where they plan what diseases vaccines should cause next, how to best execute population control, perfect the recipe for chemtrails, and plan out false flag operations like Sandy Hook.
Mike Adams and Alex Jones applaud the groups efforts.
“I wish I could have been there, I really do. I hate the 1%,” said Jones. “But I had to renovate the west wing of my mansion, so I was pretty tied up.”
According to reports, over 60 protesters have been grounded by their parents.
