MAILBU, CA – Dr. Steven Woo, MD. didn’t really have much of a choice once he graduated medical school, it had to be alternative medicine. With a name like Dr. Woo, no one can really blame him.
“I do really love medicine and science, but at the end of the day I couldn’t let my name go to waste,” said Dr. Woo. “I’m making more money now that I ever would have as a regular doctor anyways.”
Dr. Woo opened his own detox and anti-vaccine clinic years ago and business is booming. Patients from all over southern California come to see the doctor who happily accepts unvaccinated patients and sells all kinds of cure-alls for every disease under the sun.
“I’m really close to perfecting my cure for Fibromyalgia,” explained Dr. Woo. “We’re just hung up on the packaging and marketing details.”
As expected, the anti-science and anti-vaccine alternative medicine crowd is very happy to have an actual medical doctor on their side.
“It’s nice to see a doctor who wasn’t bought out and brainwashed by Big Pharma in medical school,” said customer Lindsay Grainger. “Dr. Woo is great and really helping me with my Morgellons.”
