Report: Pluto getting relentlessly mocked by other planets

Report: Pluto getting relentlessly mocked by other planets

NASA has revealed the latest news from the Pluto flyby and the reports are not good: Pluto has apparently been getting mocked relentlessly by the other planets. “Pluto has been the subject of ridicule and bullying for some time now,” said Dr. Venkat Kapoor of NASA. “Ever since it was downgraded from a planet, the […]

Is Neil deGrasse Tyson really just a robot?

Is Neil deGrasse Tyson really just a robot?

Fran Drescher, former actress and current anti-GMO Twitter activist, claims her husband not only invented email, but that he also created Neil deGrasse Tyson in a secret underground lab. “My husband holds 4 degrees from MIT, 4! There is nothing you can say to refute him. Anything he says must be the truth,” asserts Drescher. […]