Anti-vaccers start Change. org petition to get rid of science

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Anti-vaccers are taking another stab at eliminating science from the world. Even though they themselves already ignore it, they are tired of other people learning and using science to discredit their claims.

“Enough is enough” said anti-vaccine advocate Jacob Crosby. “Every time we try to blame vaccines for something like autism, chronic diseases, anything, along come these sciencey folks and debunk everything. It’s really quite rude.”

Currently the online petition has just over 500 signatures, well shy of the 25,000 signature goal.

“We are trying to spread the word and get as many signatures as possible to submit the petition to the US government and every college and university in the country; the exception being naturopathic, homeopathic and chiropractic colleges of course, since they already boycott science” explained naturopath Paul Thero.

Pro-vaccine and science literate people across the country and the world are reportedly not very worried about the petition.