LOS ANGELES, CA – Janice Steele, mother of 6 year-old Samantha, is up against a tough decision: which fake vaccine injury should she claim her daughter has?
“I am completely against vaccines, always have been,” she explains. “But the pro-science crowd never takes anything I say seriously just because it has all been proven wrong. I think it’s time to go a little deeper.”
Ms. Steele has been researching the internet for months trying to find the perfect and most believable vaccine injury to make up.
“I was going to go with autism but then figured that was kind of passe. I think I’ll go for something really unique to stand out from the crowd,” she told us.
At this point she is debating between chronic Lyme disease and chronic fatigue syndrome.
“I like the idea of it being something chronic,” she said. “Plus, if I choose chronic fatigue syndrome no one can ever really prove me wrong. Check mate pro-vaccers.”
Look for Ms. Steele’s heartbreaking story in a Facebook section near you.