Chiropractor and anti-vaccine zealot extraordinaire Billy DeMoss was arrested last night on charges of beating a dead horse. The horse was found on the DeMoss estate in Northern California.
“We got a call about a possible dead horse being beaten in a gated community up in the valley” said police officer Sean McLane. “We arrived at a giant bald-head shaped mansion and made our way inside.”
According to reports, that is were they found Mr. DeMoss sitting at his computer frothing at the mouth while reading another study about vaccine safety. Upon a sweep of the grounds, police found several dead horses on the property.
“We found five horses in all” said police. “They had all been beaten after death. They were beautiful animals and at one point it seemed like they must have been cared for because they all had names. There was Pharma Shill, Toxin, Insert, Chemtrail, and Ban Hammer.”
DeMoss was taken in for questioning and is reportedly being charged with cruelty to animals as well as a new charge of cruelty to intelligence.
