The Spudd is currently looking for a attractive, relatively young woman who owns a computer and has access to the internet and a thesaurus. Duties include:
- Willingness to take pictures of yourself making various green colored smoothies and smiling while drinking them
- Ability to make memes with random quotes about “living and eating naturally”
- Are currently or are willing to become a holistic nutritionist (no training required)
- Basic understanding of science (enough to say sciency sounding things)
- Experience running Facebook pages, mostly the ability to delete and ban people from posting comments
- Belief that you are better than most people
- Be against both GMOs and vaccines (no rational reason necessary)
If this sounds like you, then please get in touch with us via our contact page.
