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Mom bravely makes it through entire lunch with son’s new anti-vaccine, naturopath girlfriend

DES MOINES, IA – Betty Zito, mom to Brandon Zito, was able to grin and.

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CDC quietly admits vaccines cause antibodies

ATLANTA, GA – Fresh on the heals of the SB277 ordeal and the CDC whistleblower.

FDA approves the use of Thoughts and Prayers to treat gunshot wounds

Washington DC –┬áThe U.S. Food and Drug Administration today approved the use of Thoughts and.

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CDC to open new department consisting of people who have “done their research”

ATLANTA, GA – The Centers for Disease Control and┬áPrevention announced the development of a new.

Breaking: Santa delivering presents to only vaccinated children

NORTH POLE – The North Pole Press Association has announced that due to the increase.

Report: Over 95% of all terrorists have had at least 1 vaccine in their lifetime

SYRIA – In a shocking revelation today it was announced that over 95% of all.

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