DES MOINES, IA – Betty Zito, mom to Brandon Zito, was able to grin and bear it through an entire lunch with her son’s new anti-vaccine, naturopath girlfriend, Chelsea Clarke. Clarke is a newly trained “doctor” of naturopathic medicine and a hard-core anti-vaccer. Betty Zito, a retired nurse, was forced to smile and nod and […]
In a recent study conducted by the US Census Bureau, heterosexual marriages are feeling the heat of the new gay marriage law. Tens of thousands of straight couples are feeling the sanctity of their marriages threatened, and divorce rates have skyrocketed. “If the trend continues, we expect to see an 80 to 90 percent divorce […]
UNDERGROUND BUNKER, MN – Dr. Walter Palmer, perhaps the most hated man in America right now, released a statement Saturday morning claiming his haters are “rabid anti-dentites.” “These people are clearly hating on me not for what I did, but for what I am” said Palmer. “They already make us have our own schools, and […]
ZIMBABWE – The Spudd has learned that several local lions in Zimbabwe Hwange National Park are planning to make their way to Minnesota to hunt dentists for sport.