ZIMBABWE – The Spudd has learned that several local lions in Zimbabwe Hwange National Park are planning to make their way to Minnesota to hunt dentists for sport.
“We have seen the lions acting a bit strangely and huddled in a circle with what appears to be a map of the United States” said park ranger Lionel Drodhorzt. “They seem to have Minnesota circled on the map and I think I saw one lion on the phone on hold with SouthWest.”
The trip is believed to be in retaliation for the recent death of Cecil, a mature male lion recently killed by a Minnesota cosmetic dentist.
Late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel has apparently offered to help fund the trip.
