Walter Palmer, the dentist who killed Cecil the lion, claims haters are "anti-dentites"

UNDERGROUND BUNKER, MN – Dr. Walter Palmer, perhaps the most hated man in America right now, released a statement Saturday morning claiming his haters are “rabid anti-dentites.”

“These people are clearly hating on me not for what I did, but for what I am” said Palmer. “They already make us have our own schools, and anti-dentite views are still very prevalent in America even in 2015.”

Most people would argue that no, they are not anti-dentites, but rather anti-paying-$50,000-to-lure-a-beloved-lion-out-of-a-protected-park-to-shoot-him-with-a-bow-and-arrow-then-let-him-suffer-for-40-hours.

“While I don’t agree with what Dr. Palmer did, I understand his anger at the anti-dentitism” said colleague Tim Whatley.

Dr. Palmer has closed down his practice and gone into hiding somewhere in an underground bunker, sources say.

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