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Man on paleo diet arrested after eating neighbors dog

AUSTIN, TX – Local paleo diet guru Mark Wolfe was arrested yesterday after allegedly eating.

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NUTRiBULLET™ Celebrity Spokesperson Uncovers Mysteries of ADHD

Marijuana and avocado expert, David Wolfe, best known for his interesting hair and social media Successory Posters, has confounded.

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Cancer patient dies after using both colloidal silver and Reiki, naturopaths stumped

Local man Frank Shattenkirk passed away this morning from a malignant brain tumor at the.

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March Against Monsanto Draws Dozens of Protesters

CHICAGO, IL – Dozens of people in cities around the world gathered yesterday to protest.

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New sport, Zikathalon, to be added to Rio Olympics

RIO, BRAZIL – Organizers from the International Olympic Committee (IOC) confirmed today that the Zikathalon.

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Oncologist looking forward to getting no credit for patient who leaves chemo 1 session early to "go natural"

PORTLAND, OR – Dr. James Pardy is reportedly looking forward to getting no credit from.