"The flu shot turned my son straight!" claims grieving mother

"The flu shot turned my son straight!" claims grieving mother

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Elaine Smith is beside herself with grief after she believes that this years annual flu vaccine changed her son from a normal homosexual young man into a sexually perverse heterosexual. “Jamie was always a fun, energetic and very caring young man,” recalls Mrs. Smith. “But since this years flu vaccine he […]

Area mother claims "the flu shot turned my son gay!"

Area mother claims "the flu shot turned my son gay!"

Local mother Anne Fitzpatrick is devastated that her beloved son, Austin, was turned “into a gay” by this years influenza vaccine. While some are doubting her story, she says he is a completely different person after the shot. “Before he got his flu shot he was a normal, loving boy. He was the star of […]

Scientists discover new Homo species: Homo Phobius

Scientists discover new Homo species: Homo Phobius

Scientists from The Smithsonian Institution announced today news of the discovery of a new species of Homo, the Homo Phobius. The Homo Phobius is said to roam parts of the southern United States and several middle eastern countries, most notably Iran. “This is a huge discovery,” said Dr. Chris Hyndman. “The most recognizable Homo Phobius […]

Gay minister refuses to marry straight couple

Gay minister refuses to marry straight couple

AUSTIN, TX – Minister Robbie Tobin of Austin, Texas has found himself in hot water with the conservative right after word got out that he refused to marry a straight couple out of a deep personal belief. The law now states that officiants cannot refuse to allow any couple (straight or gay) to marry. “I […]