New anti-vaccine cult member Richard Campbell made a comment on an Natural News article about the dangers of aluminum in vaccines. He is hoping his comment will get numerous likes and he can really burst onto the anti-vaccine scene.
“Being new to the anti-vaccine, pro-disease movement I am a little nervous” admitted Campbell. “But I think my comment about aluminum is really, really good.”
The comment was posted ay 9:04am EST and had 4 likes in the first 15 minutes.
“Everything was going great, I was really happy” said Campbell. “But then the likes really started to slow down. Someone else wrote a comment about aluminum AND mercury, so that one really spoke to the anti-science crowd and it’s the top comment right now.”
8 hours of hitting refresh and even asking friends to like his comment, Campbell’s comment ended the day with only 9 likes.
“I can’t say I’m not disappointed, but I’ll try and learn from this. The key to getting lots of comment likes it seems is to incorporate as many of the anti-vaccine tropes as possible: Aluminum, Mercury, Big Pharma, vaccine-injuries, depopulation, aborted fetal cells, all those ones. Back to the drawing board for now.”
Campbell said he then spent the entire night crafting the perfect comment, and is just waiting for Natural News to release another story about vaccines to comment on.
