42-year old devote agnostic John Bennett found what he described as a perfect picture of Jesus Christ on his grilled cheese sandwich this past weekend.
“I just sat down on my lunch break and took out my sandwich and there he was, staring right up at me” describes Bennett. He reportedly showed a few of his co-workers the “Jesus sandwich” and the lunchroom seemed to be split on who they thought the face actually looked like.
“I thought it looked a little bit more like a run of the mill hipster” says co-worker Bill Becks. “I guess it sort of looked like Jesus, but also a bit like a young Billy Connolly” said another co-worker who wished to remain anonymous.
Whatever the case, the sandwich is no longer around and no one thought to take a picture of it before Bennett’s stomach got the better of him and he had to eat it. Bennett couldn’t find a camera or a phone to snap a pic, plus it was nearing the end of his break.
“I was going to save the sandwich to show to my wife and maybe the local news, but I was really hungry” explained Bennett.
Many creationists who heard about the story are outraged, claiming eating the sandwich was blasphemous and assure Bennett that he will surely rot in a grilled cheesed themed hell for all eternity.
