KINGSTON, JAMAICA – 24 year old Justin Noru of Kingston, Jamaica has managed to cure his broken humerus without the use of any type of western medicine.
“No, I had no pain meds and no cast. I just let it heal on it’s own,” he explained. “It hurt like a son of a bitch and I can’t really use my arm anymore.”
According to sources, it’s not that Noru didn’t want to use western medicine, but given his current situation he was unable to get any help.
“This is a horrible situation. We need to use what happened to Mr. Noru to shed some light on what people living in poverty are going through,” said Dr. Jennifer Willis, an orthopedic surgeon with Doctors Without Borders. “This poor man will need multiple surgeries to fix what has happened.”
Not all health practitioners see it the same way that Dr. Willis does. Josh Axe, a chiropractor, naturopath and online oil salesman, had this to say:
“This is a terrific situation. We need to use what happened to Mr. Noru to shed some light on what people who use natural healing methods are able to do,” he said. “This brave man will need multiple supplements to ensure he remains healthy.”
As of press time, Doctors Without Borders was planning to complete the surgery on Mr. Noru’s arm next week. Rumors have also surfaced that Josh Axe is trying to get there first and apply essential oils before the surgery (in order to credit any positive outcome of the surgery to the oils).